#4781 – i don't half-ass things, i full-ass them
my bed looked mighty inviting when i got home from work, so i ended up taking a nap on top of my bed from 6 – 8 pm. woke up at 8, used the bathroom, put up an away message … Continue reading
my bed looked mighty inviting when i got home from work, so i ended up taking a nap on top of my bed from 6 – 8 pm. woke up at 8, used the bathroom, put up an away message … Continue reading
saturday: had derby practice in the morning (bruised up cynicalscribe in the process), and then went to the fraternity’s house (well, a very large house that a few of the brothers rent that ends up being used as the fraternity … Continue reading
kat: “you both are deranged!” me: *points to stove* “nope, that’s ‘der range’…” *points to oven* “…that’s ‘der oven’…” *points to refrigerator* “…and, ah, that’s ‘der refrigerator’…” coworker: “ricochet rabbit!” me: “what??” coworker: “you’ve never seen ricochet rabbit? oh yeah, … Continue reading
there was apparently a big collision on route 32 today — a dump truck and a tractor trailer collided. we could see smoke from the accident from the office! so, roller derby open-skate… me: *sniff sniff* “is it just me, … Continue reading
remember a few weeks ago when i hit a raccoon with my mini and put a big dent in the front of my car? i fixed it a week or so ago by hitting something else, haha… the plastic trim … Continue reading