how to booty-block: fullmetalpussy: “…and if you want to imagine your ass as the great wall of china, that’s good too.” cynicalscribe: “yeah, that’s not going to be hard to do.” me: *looks at own ass* cynicalscribe: “you have negative … Continue reading
so, what have i been up to the last few days?
so last night was the bikini bakesale. i showed up wearing a hawaiian grass skirt (over my swimtrunks) and the accompanying hawaiian luau accessories. the party started out with fightscrime, otto erotic, stone cold jane austen, dirty marty, and a … Continue reading
guess who won a hawaiian shirt at work today! apparently the next “president’s circle” award trip for the high-performing sales representatives in the company is going to be a trip to hawaii, and to get people into the spirit over … Continue reading