you know how i previously mentioned that i titled my online résumés with “accomplisher and visionary”? well, look at what monster.com now turned up for me: president / chief executive officer of the howard hughes medical institute
#5074 – sex ed does not approve
look at the large size and check out his face in the background… HILARIOUS! although, we’re not sure exactly why he doesn’t approve… hm…
check out the photo set to see all of the pictures from last night’s escapade (but i’ll have to add you as a friend to see all of them, so add my new flickr account as a buddy if you want to see the most hilarious of the photos!)
#5073 – cram session
welp, that hour-long call with umuc’s academic advising center didn’t accomplish anything. seriously, 55 minutes of that call was spent on hold, and the one time i spoke with a guy at the center he wasn’t able to help me and needed to contact an specific group of advisors for me, but it seems they’ve already left for the day.
i remembered my project management instructor (who’s a fun instructor) saying that he’ll be teaching a course on information systems security at fort meade this summer. so i registered for that class (it’s monday / wednesday, 6 to 9:50 pm, from july 9 to august 13), sent my advisor an email to be sure that this class would work for my needs, and crossing my fingers. hope this works out!
#5072 – 123
just got official word that i do need to take 3 more IFSM classes to graduate.
Your residency credits in the major must equal 15 or you will not meet your graduation requirements for your major.
One option: If you choose to take CMST 303, we can use it in place of the IFSM 201 requirement, using your IFSM 201 class to meet you residency requirement in the major.
Otherwise, you will need to take another IFSM course.
Should you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me. I can assist you with registration on Tuesday,if necessary. You may also call in tommorow from 830-2 for assistance from our advising staff.
i doubt i’ll be able to get one for the entire summer session, but if i’m lucky i may be able to get a class for the second summer session. that’ll be a joy, 3 classes already underway and taking a full course load for half of the semester. fuck!
#5071 – i think they overestimate my ability
this morning i woke up to find two emails from ibm recruiting, each about a particular job they have an opening for:
From: DoNotReply@us.ibm.com
Subject: Opportunities at IBM
Date: May 21, 2008 2:50:04 AM EDT
To: glenn@glennfitzpatrick.com
Dear Glenn:
We recently found your resume while searching resume job boards and believe you may be a match to a position we currently have open: [ job title ]. If you are interested, please click here to review the job posting and apply on-line.
We look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
IBM Recruiting
the jobs in question are “human resources transformation / service delivery managing consultant” and “workforce transformation associate partner”.
human resources transformation / service delivery managing consultant
