dear glenn: putting beef stew into a casserole dish, covering it, placing it in the refrigerator, and then turning on the microwave for 3 minutes will not cook your beef stew. love, your brain. ~~~ _dream_believer is right, hollywood needs … Continue reading
someone actually wrote a letter to the editor of the local paper about chemtrails, basically saying “HEY GUYS THESE AIRPLANES KEEP SPRAYING US WITH BARIUM SALTS AND KEEP STEALING OUR SUN AND I KEEP WAKING UP DIZZY ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG”. … Continue reading
ultrahat6000: i say, old bean, have you seen my hat? seriously, what kind of an instant message is that? in other news, i kind of filled myself up too much on popeye’s chicken and red beans and rice tonight.
so anne had a bag of plastic easter eggs on the floor (as yet unopened) from the easter egg hunt we had with the relatives this year, and her cat just walked on over to them, deliberately crouched over top … Continue reading
i checked the mail today when we got home from this civil war reenacting thing that dad and anne were doing, and i found 2 pieces of mail for me: – the first piece of mail was from the motor … Continue reading