#3962 – someone needs a new job

dear glenn:

putting beef stew into a casserole dish, covering it, placing it in the refrigerator, and then turning on the microwave for 3 minutes will not cook your beef stew.


your brain.


_dream_believer is right, hollywood needs to make more movies or something – i was cracking up when i saw “bill” in a freakin’ yellow pages commercial on tv while at lunch at work today…


  1. i have put bananas…and dollar bills…in the freezer by accident. my brain wasn’t kind enough to call me out on it though, i had to find out from justin.

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