#4246 – 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
moon unit zappa! yaaaay! tomorrow i work 9 am – 6 pm (YES, 9 AM. NOT A TYPO.), and i’ve got training from 9 am – 4 pm on “email grammar”. tomorrow will be awesome! then i’ll be meeting up … Continue reading
moon unit zappa! yaaaay! tomorrow i work 9 am – 6 pm (YES, 9 AM. NOT A TYPO.), and i’ve got training from 9 am – 4 pm on “email grammar”. tomorrow will be awesome! then i’ll be meeting up … Continue reading
so i told the girl yesterday that i’d give her a call today to find out more details, and we had agreed upon 8 pm for the time that we’d meet up. called her at 6 and again at 7:20 … Continue reading
today i woke up and called a coworker who wants me to do a photoshoot for his and his partner’s christmas card with their dogs – normally they set up a tripod and try to get the dogs to pay … Continue reading
Rock legend KEITH MOON was so dedicated to his reputation as a wild man, he once missed a flight just so he could return to his hotel room and hurl a TV into the pool. THE WHO guitarist PETE TOWNSHEND … Continue reading
i’m 2 hours late to work because of over-sleeping 3 hours, so why am i yawning? i blame the dream police. The dream police, they live inside of my head. The dream police, they come to me in my bed. … Continue reading