so last night i had this really bizarre and awesome dream. i dreamt that i was part of the panel for a new one-off episode of match game that was being filmed in central park in new york city. the … Continue reading
woke up 5 minutes before i’m supposed to be at work. whoops… going to use an hour of flex time to make this up at the end of my shift, which sucks since it’ll keep me from vacation that much … Continue reading
oh yeah, i forgot about this: so i had this dream the other night — i finally got to see a steve jobs keynote (“stevenote”) in person, and i managed to snag a front row seat. it was in a … Continue reading
had a dream last night that zombies with mental disabilities (i guess that’s why they need brains?) were attacking, and the only way they could be eliminated was by hitting them over their heads with wooden chairs that would break … Continue reading
last night i had a dream that mcdonald’s came out with a McApostrophe breakfast sandwich, and one of the apostrophes in my sandwich got stuck in my teeth. ever since then i’ve had “stink-foot” stuck in my head.