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#4790 – "jeez, who pissed in your karma today?"

work today was alright, it seemed to go by pretty fast. i figured that i’d try to go to the o’s game today to try to get a cal ripken 2131 commemorative bobblehead at his hall-of-fame sendoff they were having so i brought a change of shoes, my orioles shirt and hat with me to work.

i figured i’d go park at the north linthicum lightrail station since that way i could take any trains that were leaving the game, but the only issue was that the station was about 25 minutes away from work. well, it was an issue when i was working until 6 with games starting at 7, but i figured that since i get off of work now at 5:30 that it’d be a lot easier.

first, though, i had to stop and get gas for my car. that finished at 5:35. then i was stuck in traffic on 95… i eventually made it to the station with plenty of time, but because it was cal ripken’s hall-of-fame sendoff + bobblehead night + $8 bargain night the entire parking lot was filled. people were parking outside of the lot along the shoulder. i almost did that too, but the cars were parked like this:

*fire hydrant* [car] [<- no parking] [car] [car] [car] [car] [car]

no room for me to park on the right, and there was already a car parked illegally to the left. crap! ok, then i’ll go park at the bwi station.

the bwi station has only a few dozen parking spaces, and those were all filled. i thought there was a space when i looped around one part of the lot, but then i pulled back into the lot and saw it was a no-parking zone. hrm. ok, guess i’ll go park in glen burnie.

the glen burnie station had a few dozen spaces available, so i parked my car, changed my shoes and shirt and ran to the train. the lines for passes for the light rail were long, and there was some random guy there (who didn’t work for the transportation authority but was just encouraging folks) who kept counting down the minutes until departure. he was trying to convince people to just have one person put in $40 for 12 tickets, and then have everybody pay that person in order to speed the process up. when it got down to “t-minus 1 minute”, the guy said “all aboard! good luck niggas and bitches!” and ran on to the train. i got my ticket just after that and almost missed the train but the driver allowed myself and a few other folks to push the button to open the doors and board.

usually for things like bargain night they set up a mobile kiosk where it’s same-day cash-only tickets. i ran up to it with cash in hand to get my $8 bargain seat but the guy running the kiosk had just sold his last two tickets to two people leaving his stand at that exact moment, so i had to go stand in the long-ass line for tickets. even then the only $8 bargain-night seats available were “limited view” so i ended up with a railing blocking my view horizontally and the foul pole blocking my view vertically, but it wasn’t too bad… i had a clear view of all the bases, at least.

they had given out all of the bobbleheads by the time i got there, though. sadness! there were only 20,000 or 25,000 available, and the attendance was something like 42,600. i heard later that those things went fast. i saw one guy leaving the park just because he got his bobblehead. BOO. some fan he is!

cal ripken hall-of-fame sendoff

i got there just in time to see cal ripken give a nice speech and thank folks like earl weaver and eddie murray for helping him out when he was starting, and the orioles awarded cal with $1 million for the cal ripken foundation. they drove cal around the park so he could toss baseballs to the fans in the stands. when he got to the left field he got out of the car and threw one all the way up into the club-level seats, and at the right-field bleachers he threw one so hard it hit the jumbotron and bounced back down into the stands.

the national anthem was played by some 6-year-old on the trumpet, and it was pretty impressive for a 6-year-old playing the trumpet.

after the first inning i went to the cash machine to get some funds, and after i had some money i figured i’d stop and get a natty boh and a hot dog. the cart that had natty bohs before didn’t have them this time, and though they had miller genuine draft on tap they had just run out of it by the time i got there. i figured i’d settle for a hot dog and a soda instead, but after i got my soda some guy took the last two hot dogs at the stand and they weren’t going to get more for 10+ minutes. by this time the entire 2nd inning was over so i went back to my seat. later i got my hot dog from a different stand.

i also figured i’d try to get a copy of the orioles magazine since it apparently had tips on going to cooperstown and something like that might come in handy for me this weekend. i went to the gift stand near my seat but they had already run out. seems like that was the trend for the day.

the o’s ended up winning at least: 3-0, and 2 of our runs were bases-loaded walks. plus it was nice to be at an o’s game with a lot of enthusiastic fans (opening day is sold out like tonight’s game almost was, but a lot of those folks are stuffy corporate-types, and red sox / yankees games also sell out but get a lot of fans rooting for those teams instead… i guess there’s no big tampa bay contingent in baltimore…).

in more geeky news, i’m tempted to try my epic anime music video idea (stueypark, zenmetsu and i used to make AMVs) of “akira” + pink floyd’s “dark side of the moon”. i swear this idea is going to taunt me forever. but it’d be so EPIC!

…then again, there’s the even more ridiculously epic idea i got at work a day or two ago which would just kill me. i’ve got some ideas for it that would be 100% chuckles, but man this project would just kick my ass. if i actually managed to make this, i think i deserve a medal AND cookies. let’s just say it’s even more ridiculous than using “the cockpit” (parts 1, 2 and 3) to “clang clang clang went the trolley”!

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#4789 – beat reporter

photos of natalie morales / “beat reporter” skating with ccrg are slowly making their way online to my flickr account right now… i won’t have time to fix up the set with a proper index image since i have to dash off to work right now, but you can see pretty much all of the photos in the meantime at my fitzpatrick photos “projects” portion of my site. this is my most favorite: look and see!

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#4788 – hardly the extent of my madness

this morning i made a sign that said ” * GO TEAM YOU * ” and went to watch the ccrg tryouts to see if ccrg will make an honest derby wife out of my derby mistress cynicalscribe. it was helpful to watch the tryouts to see things to try to keep in mind when i do my own skating; not only did i get some great observations on what to do and what not to do, but i got some great quotes from asavas, fullmetalpussy and myself, stuff along the lines of…

how to do a four-point fall like you’re doing a dive at the pool…

fullmetalpussy: “i just want to dive into a trough of deliciousness.”

asavas: “did you just say ‘trough of deliciousness’?”

fullmetalpussy: “yep.”

me: “i made these stars [on my sign] with love.”

me: “so are you going to retell your fish metaphor for whipping?”

fullmetalpussy: “people didn’t seem very receptive to it last time…”

road rash rivers: “what fish metaphor?”

me & fullmetalpussy: *explain how whipping someone = trying to get a goddamn fish finally in the boat when you’ve been out fishing*

*we also make a note of fullmetalpussy‘s “imagine your ass as the great wall of china when booty-blocking” tip*

?: “woah… large marge is like the confucius of roller derby.”

me: “you should write a book or be a motivational speaker or something.”

fullmetalpussy: “i don’t think people are willing to get schooled by a valley girl.”

later…

me: “…so then we decided that large marge is the confucius of roller derby because she’s got a saying for everything.”

cynicalscribe: “this is true — she said that plow stops should be done by squeezing your ass-muscles like you’re prairie-dogging!”

me: “what?! i don’t remember that!”

cynicalscribe: “i don’t know how you can stand being so ridiculous all the time.”

and it’s true, i don’t know how i can stand being so ridiculously awesome all the time! i’d link to some of my awesome inter-net ridiculousness (“3-2-1 steak!” and its successors “3-2-1 red hots!” and “3-2-1 drunken guitar hero”, “S.C.OO.T”, “D.S.T.”, etc.), but i’m lazy and i don’t know if you all can handle so much inter-net ridiculousness in one place at the same time. so, if you want to see some ridiculous stuff, you’ll have to ask. otherwise you’ll have to get your internet search on.

also, i just re-discovered this little gem… bahaha.

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#4787 – about me

hooray, i came up with an about me page that i like!

also, summertime sucks. what is it with attractive girls in swimsuits in the summertime? more to the point, what is it with attractive girls anyway? such is the life of the single man. send those girls this way, please.

maybe i need to break out a megaphone and shout: “i am feeling very sexy! can you hear me! this is your lucky day! please form a queue! no squabbling! your love boat has come to port — all hands on deck!”

what am i still doing up? er, “awake”… NO NOT THAT KIND OF UP. tsk tsk.