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#4806 – these are a few of my favorite things

while i was at work today, “hot cop” by the village people came on my ipod — it reminded me of how at yesterday’s meeting we realized that the girl who volunteered to be our mascot might as well wear one of those sexy policewoman outfits. that kept me rofl-ing for a while on the job.

the next part that got me rofl-ing was thinking how chucklearious it’d be if at one of our bouts we had a promotional giveaway. know what i thought would be perfect for such a giveaway? well, i’m “killer glennuine draft”, right? just imagine: beer drink cozies with the harm city homicide logo on one side and me on the other, bahahaha… depending on how chuckles and awesome it’d be, i’d almost be willing to just buy the stuff on my own.

(and speaking of me as killer glennuine draft, when we were walking into virginia slim’s apartment i muttered “make way for the k-g-d~~~” as if i were lady sovereign and textureslut started cracking up, bahahaha)

how annoying, the “explicit” version of that music video for sale on itunes is edited to be a clean version. lame!

anyway, after work i had to take a letter to the post office and pick up some stamps as well. how nice of the usps to have these kiosks that help you choose the proper postage for your shipment as well as sell you stamps and such. the machine was so friendly, too! “please wait while i give you your stamps” and “please wait while i print your reciept”. that kiosk deserves a raise for being so friendly and helpful.

i found a .torrent last night of the police’s performance at virgin fest, and it’s pretty good for a bootleg recording. i found a photo taken from the crowd on flickr and set that to be the cover image for the album:

i don’t think i’ll try bootlegging the concert tomorrow, just so i can have more fun and enjoy the concert. …though it would be nice to have a recording of dweezil zappa in his dad’s hometown. hrmrmrmrm. someone already posted a recording of a concert in canada from a week ago that sounds pretty good, so i’m not too pressed about it.

also, that person making the ad for the beatnik barbershop that features my hair has mostly completed the ads:

“urban square” indeed. 😛 i like the other ads a little bit better, but at least this is another step towards me booting out john waters as the one true local celebrity of baltimore. it’s like highlander, but with less sean connery.

alright, time to dream about sexy ladies.

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#4805 – civil treatment

at work today i was scheduled for a civil treatment for employees training program (hence the previous photo post of a scenario in the workbook) — 2 1/2 hours of sitting around and talking about common-sense situations that could get you into trouble.

afterwards i picked up harm city homicide skater-to-be raphael (“sin diesel” if he gets the derby name he wants) from the metro station… he works at the rock ‘n roll hotel in dc and informed me that andrew wk is going to be coming later in the month and i can probably get in free. wonder if andrew wk will remember calling me a “snappy dresser”, hah. anyway, we got up to virginia slim’s place in baltimore about 45 minutes early, so we had a beer or two at the bar around the corner. at the meeting itself we figured out who’d be on which committees (i’m on the web-presence & finance committees) and other general team planning.

i’d write more about what we did, but i feel pretty tired already and think i’ll get to bed a little bit early tonight.

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#4803 – catching up

happy birthday to johnhr11, maboo and cynicalscribe!

while i was at work today i was reading greyplanet‘s recap of the hijinx that went down at the virgin music festival courtesy of an all-access vip artist pass that jazzometer himself came down from the heavens on a cloud to deliver, and lo there were goldfish crackers and lukewarm water aplenty. i started to wonder why magical tickets like that don’t really materialize for me, but then i got a text message from _venus_ where i can get a free all-you-can-eat club-level seat to a non-prime (as in “non-yankees” and “non-red sox”) game. sweet! this is even better because instead of walking around in the heat i get to sit in the club level (though not in a box, but at least it’s sitting!), and i get to gorge myself on ballpark fare. though they’ve got escalators and elevators that can take you to any level of the park you want to go to, it’s a good thing they still have those giant ramps in ballparks — i predict i will be rolling down the ramp once i get my eat on. now to figure out a game to go to… hmm…

note to all do-gooders and stalkers: my cellphone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx if you ever want to call me about goodies you ever want to unload. just sayin’. please to be not stalking too much, though.

(and speaking of goodies to unload, who wants a copy of “lost in translation” or “the terminal”? i’ve got a spare of the fullscreen versions, yours for free if you want!)

so, what have i been up to this past week or so? well, i went back to work last tuesday after running around in cooperstown (i still need to get my photos off the camera and on to the internet, though). work wasn’t anything special.

on wednesday i went to the canon/apple presentation of canon’s new cameras and apple’s aperture program. i already use aperture, but i always learn something new at these presentations. rithy, one of my fraternity brothers, he happened to be there as well since he figured he’d learn some things for his wedding photography business. the aperture presentation itself was kind of boring, but the canon rep was the same guy from the last presentation i went to and he was his usual amusing self. i got to try out the new canon 1D mark III that canon has, and this thing is AWESOME. it’d be perfect for shooting roller derby — normally cameras can give you 3-4 continuous frames per second when shooting, but this one gives you 10 (yes, TEN) frames per second. it’s almost impossible NOT to get the shot with a rate like that. rithy tried to take just one photo at a time and couldn’t… the camera ended up snapping 2 or 3 photos in a row instead. and in RAW, you can take up to 30 photos in a row as a burst, or in JPEG you can take 110 photos in a burst (YES ONE HUNDRED AND TEN YOU READ THAT RIGHT BECAUSE YOU CAN HOLD DOWN THE SHUTTER BUTTON FOR 11 WHOLE SECONDS). it sounds like a rattlesnake or a machine gun when you do a burst. it’s also got some super fancy light sensitivity stuff so it’d work great in skateland’s low light, and it only has a 1.3x crop, compared to my camera’s 1.6x (it’s nice to have some crop, since then my 70-200mm lens turns into a 112-320mm lens, but i have been wishing for something with a fuller frame. this is a perfect compromise between my sensor and the full 35mm sensor in the 5D). the only catch is that this camera is “only” $4500. *grumble* as one of my coworkers put it when i told her about it: “that’s a car!” well, a cheap car, but it’s still a car. if i got it, i’d have to make a bumper sticker that says “my other car is a canon 1D mark III”. i told cynicalscribe all about it and she said i needed a towel once i was done geeking out about it, bahaha.

on thursday i went to open skate after work. cynicalscribe and i carpooled it up and that was pretty fun. she even gave me a derby birthday present! open skate itself wasn’t as crowded as it has been recently, but that didn’t stop the kids that were there from doing dumbass things. hannahchan was about to clobber one kid in particular, but i suggested we send out a goon squad instead. i was also my usual bad-joking self:

cynicalscribe: “so where would stuff getting caught in your ass go?

me: “um… maybe it’s like a wormhole? it goes into another dimension! … i should see if i could find anything about the theory of relativity by albert hindstein.”

cynicalscribe: “GROAN.”

me: *to yosemite slam* “…so she says that if we were a menu item at IHOP, we’d be the ‘rooty tooty dark ‘n broody’.”

cynicalscribe: “that’s right! i knew you’d like that.”

me: “yeah, i did… that sounds like something i’d come up with.”

cynicalscribe: “yeah, you’re rubbing off — stop it!”

me: “…I AM?? *looks down in mock shock* oh jeez, i’m sorry…”

cynicalscribe: “…..oh EWWW.” *skates away*

i had off on friday for my birthday, and it was pretty lazy — i imported a bunch of cds and then went with mom and anne to the macaroni grill for dinner… it was a pretty low-key birthday.

saturday i woke up a little late for derby practice (in order to get to practice north of baltimore, i need to wake up around 7:30 am, and that’s not very likely going to happen most of the time). i made it there just before 10 and practiced until about 11:45 or so. i hurt my ankle a little bit though when yosemite slam and i both fell and he landed on my awkwardly-positioned leg. it feels like a slight sprain. afterwards i picked up bruno_boy so he could get out of his non-air-conditioned house. later on we went into baltimore to celebrate my birthday at max’s taphouse. i had 3 of the leifman’s kriek (tastes like cherries!), one of the smuttynose pumpkin ale (tastes like pumpkin pie!) and i think i had one more thing as well, but i can’t remember. those belgian beers are damn expensive, though. $8 each for the leifman’s kriek! it was so worth it, if only to say that i drank $40 worth of beer in one night (including tip :P). i told my coworker kendrick that today and he said “wow, you really did have a 40!”, bahaha. later on, otto erotic and cynicalscribe showed up and the four of us got to see such amusements as a guy wearing a shirt that said “i can’t help it if i’m so awesome” come dancing into the bar, and a girl with her brothers sneaking some of otto’s cigarettes while he was away at the bar. after i took bruno_boy back to his place, i saw a house absolutely on fire… i’d be surprised if there was anything left. folks had pulled off to the side of the road, and i pulled off for a few minutes to see what was going on before thinking that was pretty callous of me and went along my way.

sunday i woke up later than i planned but not at all late if you consider i got to bed around 4 am. i drove home to find my cds (they weren’t there), but i was able to bring back my leftover chicken parmesan from the macaroni grill. changed my skate wheels back to my indoor wheels and gave them a rotation since they were getting a bit worn. i had marked the wheels a month or so ago each with a number to keep track of them — i had underlined the 6 so i wouldn’t confuse it with a 9. i realized that was kind of dumb… if i end up trying to put a 9 wheel on my 8-wheel roller skates then i’ve got even worse problems than i imagined. open skate was again a little less crowded than usual. this time there was some old man who called himself “mr. mystery” and gave the guys doing roller derby practice some advice, and he told me how he had helped the ccrg girls when their league was just getting started. it was a little bit creepy how he’d swoop next to us and start giving hints, though, since we had no idea who he was or anything. i saw demondogdondite‘s reply to my previous post, and just after i saw that i found the rest of my cds (in almost-plain sight, just as i suspected). once i get these all put into my computer then i’ll fix up a mix cd as requested.

and today i went to work and spent most of my day researching an account and working on an email to explain to a customer why they aren’t eligible for discounts or credits on price plans designed for public safety agencies. fun stuff.

i feel like i’ve got a ton of things i need to get done, but there’s absolutely no time to do them. for example: my car is 2000 miles overdue for a tire rotation and oil change, but i don’t know when i’m going to be able to take it to the garage to get things taken care of. i may have to do that saturday morning and miss out on any sort of derby practice, but with rollercon starting on thursday i doubt many folks will be around at all anyway. i’ve also got a bunch of emails and messages i need to get caught up on too. and i need to figure out where i’m going to stay for the eastern regionals in two weeks. i better get cracking on that.

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#4802 – CDs, nuts

i’m searching for some of my cds so i can do more re-importing with better quality and reorganizing in itunes, but for some reason or another in the past (probably to put into one of those cd binders) i took a bunch of cds out of their cases. i drove back to the ol’ homestead to pick up the cd binder i thought that a lot of these are in, but that binder is completely empty.

well, nuts. i bet they’re right in front of me somewhere, too.