This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
dave: “i think it would be cool to be in a scooter gang”
…
me: “i’m leading bruno_boy astray”
me: “down the path toward ganghood”
me: “hehehe”
dan: “i weep, for he is yet another juvenile delinquent”
dan: “WEEP”
dan: “WEEP”
dan: “WEEP”
dan: “oh wait, that was just a siren sound effect”
dan: “my bad”
me: “he’ll have to sing this: http://www.rockabilly.nl/lyrics2/i0154.htm“