This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
dad woke me up and told me and kelly that we had to go outside and shovel the snow. later he saw me looking in the closet:
dad: “what are you looking for?”
me: “jacket… hat… breakfast… i’m starving” x_x;;