This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
“there! now all their funds have been transferred into my secret swiss bank account – just like the nazis!”
“hey, are you the dying kid?”
“i… i… i…”
“and you’ve got a stutter too? could you have worse luck? at least you won’t have to deal with that in high school…”
sealab 2021 is hilarious XD