This was posted over 17 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i got an email from apple yesterday with this promotion for a new album that alanis morissette has out:
“with the end of a four-year relationship behind her”? you do know who that relationship was with, right?
anyway, there really is a point to this. sorry cynicalscribe: i have to go be alanis’ boyfriend now — it’s some ironic soap-opera wacky love triangle thing we’re doing to make folks jealous (grumble grumble no-good ryan reynolds mumble mumble scarlett johansson grumble)…… but none of you heard that from me – my new romance with alanis is supposed to be a secret, apparently. jeez, why couldn’t you have told me earlier, sfgate? dag!