This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
after 10 years of spotless driving (that one time i was yelled at by my fraternity brother’s police-detective dad for driving in circles in their cul-de-sac while listening to the william tell overture doesn’t count), i was pulled over for the first time ever today.
the offense? driving 37 mph in a 25 mph zone.
that’s right, i’m a badass. he let me off with a warning.