This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
at work…
thunder: *BROMMM*
me: “oh man! i don’t have my umbrella with me, it’s in my car! oh wait, no, it’s not even in my car, it’s in my apartment! aw, MAN!”