This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
normally they pick an email from someone asking “why does so-and-so do this?” or “how about the injury to such-and-such, how’s that doing?” looks like tonight somebody wanted some more time on tv!
reminds me about the time that i accidentally found pat sajak’s mobile number in our billing system while at work… whammywah thought i should prank call him, something like “hello, mr. sajak? can i interest you in… buying a vowel???“