for troutman, crazykiltman, and anybody else who likes teddy roosevelt, baseball, and/or internet lolz:
he falls through the air with a smile sublime, that zany president on his wire zipline:
the milwaukee brewers have the racing sausages, and i’m sure other teams have something similar.
the washington nationals have the “president race” – george washington, thomas jefferson, abe lincoln, and teddy roosevelt. here’s a typical race:
poor teddy roosevelt hasn’t won a race. not once. i’ve heard he’s tried to cheat by zooming in on a golf cart (and was disqualified), but still… he’s never won a race.
enter… THE ZIPLINE!
dcist has a great little bit about it… go on and read it: nats opener pushes teddy to the brink
and now, from http://community.livejournal.com/baseball/1383598.html… here’s the video!







