This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i bought anne this stuffed toy cat from ikea the other day and gave it to her today. it still had these three big tags with the product information and materials and such stuck to it – it kind of appeared like they were coming out of the cat’s butt.
dad: “we should cut these tags off. it looks like the cat has flatulence.”
anne: “what?”
dad: “flatulence! ”
anne: “what??”
dad: “FARTS!”
dad then proceeded to take the cat and made a “thbbbbt~~!!!” noise while making the cat fly around in the air and declaring it had “artistic flatulence”.
…does that mean this is an artsy-fartsy cat?