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#4117 – personalol ads

i was poking around online at some local independent newspapers (the sort that are given away for free) to see if they had any photography requests or internships available as well, and on one site i started poking at the personal ad page. some personal ads are so lolz it makes me wonder what they were thinking when they made them. i know i shouldn’t make fun of these, but i’m going to anyway…

LOOKING FOR MR DESCENT

…she is trying to find a man who will go down! *rimshot*

YOU SHOULD BE MINE NOW AND FOREVER

HI AM AN OPENMINED PERSON WHO LOVES HAVING FUN AM LOYAL AND LIKES TO HAVE TIME FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS LOVES TO TRAVEL DANCE AND LISTEN TO MUSIC IF NOT WATCHING MOVIES.

OR ELSE.

For great live comedy, I go to: where the great live comedy is!!
Tell us about your first… (You know… date, pet, kiss, car, love, etc.)

They were all memorable!!

i loves exclamation points too!!

If I had to compare my life to a movie, the movie would be:

hmmmmm,the Titanic ,maybe it b’cos I just love the movie.

her life is a sinking ship!

I am a single lady

good, i’ve had it with those married men!

this is clearly a woman of few words – she gets right to the point!

I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE HOW WOULD BE INTERESTED IN DOING THE SAME.

HOW SO.

I am probably the only female you will over meet that would like to gain a couple of pounds, I can not stand toothpaste around the edge of the container, I do not like to be in water where I can not see my feet (some fear with my feet, haha), I do love to swim, I hate green spices or extra green stuff in my food, and I only eat IceBerg lettuce.

want to gain a few pounds? stop eating only iceberg lettuce!

I have a almost 3 year-old son. His name is Tyler (named after Steven Tyler).

lemme guess, was it “love in an elevator”??

boy do i feel like an asshole after that, but man i couldn’t help but crack up at some of these.