This was posted over 21 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
me: OHLY SHIT
me: MY MINI IS FINALYL FUCKING BEING BUILTSAD
john: ha
me: VICAEALKE INSPECATION NUMBER BAYEBEE
“SCHEDULED FOR PRODUCTION
Your MINI has been scheduled for production and will begin to move through the ‘birth canal’ at our Oxford plant, one of the most modern and advanced production plands in all of Europe. With our extremely rigorous quality control standards in place, you should rest well knowing that your baby is in the best of hands.”
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
am i excited? you make the call!
the funny thing is i had a feeling today i’d see a change on the site. XDD!!!
next stop, “awating transport”! then on to “en route”, “at distribution center”, and finally “at the mini dealer”! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀