This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
*after fiddling with this pc video card i had flashed to work in a mac*
me: damn it feels good to be a hax0rer
*computer crashes*
me (on phone): …and then my computer died
dan: LOL