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#1715 – to really screw up…

This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.

to error is human… to really screw up you need a computer… or maybe a glenn…

you know how i mentioned how my friends set me up with a girl named lauren for my formal, right? well…

(first, a point of reference: on my phone, i can bring up people’s numbers by just typing in their name, and don’t have to necessarily scroll through the address book)

so, anyway, that night i got her number, saved it as “lauren”, and told her i’d give her a call after my meeting. called after my meeting, but all i got was voicemail, so i left a message but she never showed up. and yesterday, i wait all day thinking “maybe she doesn’t check voicemail often”, but no call. i get home that night and a friend of mine messages me: “glenn-sama! >> did u call me earlier? someone called me earlier… i dont know who. they said either brian and glenn”

me: “wasn’t me, i didn’t try to call you”

“n.m then”

today, i decided to call her again… phone rings…

“hello?”

“hi, lauren, this is glenn… i was wondering, would you want to meet in the commons at school today so i could tell you more about this formal and talk with you some more?” ^_^;;

*to someone else* “what are you doing later…?”

guy in background: “working.”

o_o;

“here, can you call me back, you’re breaking up…”

“ok…” *calls back in 15 minutes, gets voicemail*

so after trying a few times, i got the voicemail every time, so i decided to send a text message to let her know i tried to call back

(point of reference: when sending text messages, you HAVE to scroll through the address book)

*scroll scroll scroll* “lauren… and lauren?? two laurens? oh, great… which one did i call??” *can’t remember*

so i looked at my handspring to see, because i just remembered that i had another friend named lauren, and sure enough her number in the addressbook was the same as the one i called ^_^;;

*text messaged lauren #1* “ack! wrong lauren! guess that was me that called the other day! disregard any previous messages!”

*text messaged lauren #2 who i thought i had called* “thought i called you two days ago but turned out it was another lauren i know! 🙁 sorry!! will try calling again later or call me @ xxx-xxx-xxxx”

later i bumped into one of my friends and his girlfriend who’s in the sorority that lauren#2 is planning to join…

“hey, glenn, what’s your screenname? lauren wants it”

*explains everything* “and tell her i’m REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY!!!” ;____;

“ok, will do!”

i was wondering why lauren #1 didn’t sound like lauren #2 on the phone, and why the guy sounded like lauren #1’s boyfriend, and why lauren #1 seemed clueless as to me talking about formal, but i thought it was all just people sounding different on the phone, lol

turns out she thought it was pretty funny, though ^_^;

moral of the story: put people’s full names in address books ;_;