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#5288 – schmoo

since it’s a long time coming (over a year now), and since it’s all rainy and gross out, what better time to talk about a cat named schmoo?

one morning last september i was headed out to work as usual when i saw a grey striped cat in our backyard standing there and looking at me. i didn’t recognize the cat, and while the cat seemed to want to approach me, it also was a bit skittish and didn’t seem to know if it could trust me. after a moment it ran back behind one of the other cars in our backyard just as dad came outside; i told him about the cat and we looked around the cars but the cat had disappeared.

later that evening after i got home from work, the cat was back! i can’t remember if i saw the cat when i first arrived home, but the cat definitely was making its presence known while we were at dinner – it was pacing around outside the dining room window meowing nonstop, and then after it did that for several minutes it went over by the front door and lay down on our porch and meowed some more.

“isn’t that weird? this cat knows what windows and doors are!” i remember thinking. and then it struck me: this cat must be a domestic cat since it seems to know what doors and windows are for! it wants to be let in!

we looked at the cat outside on the porch some, but it didn’t have a collar or anything like that on. i figured i’d go check craigslist to see if perhaps, just maybe, someone posted a lost cat ad on there. i poked around in the lost and found section and found this:

that cat looked awfully like the one we had sitting on our porch, so i snapped some photos and compared the pictures against the photos of the cat in the craigslist ad.

poor cat! 🙁

i did my best to compare some of the stripes and markings on the cheek of the cat on our porch to the photo of the cat online, and it seemed extremely similar, so dad and anne let the cat into our sunroom so it would be out of the elements and gave it some food and water while i sent an email to the address on the ad to say that i think we had found their cat. it was around 10 PM and it wasn’t long before i got a call from the lady who received my email and said that she was pretty sure that we had their cat as well, and asked where we lived. when i told her, she said that sounded about right distance-wise from what they expected, and could they come by the next day to pick the cat up? i said “you can come get the cat right away if you want, we’re not going to bed anytime soon,” and she was over at our place not long after that and looked at the cat and confirmed that yes, if that isn’t their cat it’s a very close version of their cat (even down to the “likes to meow a lot”, which we knew since the cat was meowing pretty much nonstop at our place) and they’d know for sure once they get its microchip checked out.

while she was over at our place, she told us how this cat (we then learned her name was “schmoo”) got lost. apparently this lady’s brother or sister or somebody who lives in florida was really sick with cancer, so she and her family were taking care of the sick person’s pets for the time being. i can’t remember the specifics about all that, it was rather confusing.

anyway, schmoo, being an indoor-outdoor cat, was outside that day and the lady heard her meowing, and when she went outside she didn’t see her cat (there was a fence next to her yard and thought at first that schmoo was on the other side of the fence and perhaps that was why she couldn’t see the cat), but then she saw her neighbor carrying a box-shaped object covered in a sheet, and she heard meowing. the neighbor put the box-shaped object in his car and drove off, and the lady didn’t hear the cat meowing after that. he was gone for about 30 minutes or so, if i remember right, and she confronted him when he got back about him taking her cat. he told her some story about how he didn’t have anything to do with the cat, but that he was putting a flowerbox in his car, and she retorted that flowerboxes don’t meow.

she called the police about this scumbag neighbor catnapping her cat, and the officer that came out and took the guy’s statement told the lady that he could tell that the neighbor was lying about it, but unfortunately there wasn’t anything they could do.

they had no idea what the neighbor did to the cat, but they figured that the neighbor couldn’t have gone more than 10-15 minutes away from their house based on the time he was gone, and from where schmoo was taken to the area around my neighborhood is about 10-15 minutes. apparently schmoo had been missing for about a week so she was much thinner than what she looked like in the photos on craigslist and they thought they’d never see schmoo again.

i guess they didn’t expect that schmoo would know how to find a good cat-whisperer (yours truly) who could help get her back home. 🙂 and that’s my schmoo story, and i’m sticking to it.

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#5287 – SMPTE

today we found a snake in the basement! hooray*!

* NOT HOORAY

it was about 8″ long, maybe about as thick as two pencils next to each other. dad thinks it was a rat snake or a black snake… he caught it earlier today and had it in a plastic box, and showed me once i arrived home from work.

now this one didn’t look very old considering its size, and that’s what worries me: snakes like to lay eggs, so are there any others, and where’s the mama snake? so far it’s just this one, but already i’ve had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday basement.

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#5286 – what timing

today was shaping up to be a “grab two beers and hit the chute” sort of day. not really because it was a “bad” day per se, but because i really wasn’t interested in being at work, and so much of my work i had to do today was me just clicking a button, twiddling my thumbs for 40 minutes, and repeating the process. not that interesting. plus, the rain and traffic this morning meant that i was about 20 minutes late to work and i had forgotten my headphones at home so i didn’t even have any music i could listen to in order to break the monotony (or to drown out the sounds of the girl in the cube next to me chewing and snapping and sucking on her gum, ugh).

i was this close to writing a tweet about how i felt like it was a “grab two beers and hit the chute” sort of day when i got a call from a number i didn’t recognize. i let it go to voicemail (as i usually do when i’m at work, since i don’t like talking on the phone while i’m on the job), and the google voice transcription said that it was a recruiter who came across my résumé on dice.com and wanted to talk to me about business opportunities. how convenient! that’s the sort of timing you only get in the movies.

so i called the recruiter back once i got back home and we had a talk for about 10 or 15 minutes or so. they’ve got a contracting position for 1 year with a client that’s moving from one system to another system and then ultimately to a final system, but unfortunately i’m not really looking for a contracting position. at least, not right now. maybe when i’m done with my master’s. i’m just a little leery of contracting gigs since that’s really what i was doing when i worked as a greeter for adecco before i was hired by verizon wireless… and then one day adecco called me up and said “you know, they really like you, and they really want to keep you, but you were only supposed to be working there for about a year and a half and you’ve been there for about 2 years now” and gave me the boot. that’s what i don’t like about contracting.

but then again, the recruiter asked me some questions about what sort of work i’d be looking to do, and she asked me what sort of salary i’d be interested in (i said “it would all depend on the whole compensation package”), and she looked at my résumé and said “well based on the number of years of experience that you have, you’d fall somewhere within the $75-80 range” and i said “uh, that sounds acceptable” (hell yeah it’s acceptable, it’s almost twice what i’m making now…), but then again that’s just for one year’s contract (or perhaps 2), and then again i could show up to work tomorrow and be told “go clean out your desk”, so my job right now isn’t necessarily 100% safe.

so she asked me some other questions about how far i’d be willing to commute and so on and so forth and sent me an email with some information about the company (i was already looking them up online earlier today, and they seem scallywag-free, where scallywagness is defined as how competent you appear to be based on your website and public materials). perhaps it might be something i’ll be doing once i finish my degree, or if i find a spectacular position in the meantime.

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#5284 – talk me out of it

here’s a game i like to call “talk me out of it”:

– i’m thinking about visiting portland, oregon in january to go explore. probably january 19-23. why january? well, i won’t have any classes to worry about that month and flights are cheap, and otherwise i wouldn’t be able to visit until may/june and things then will be getting crazy what with (hopefully) my grad school graduation and feisty_fitz‘s wedding and me likely beginning to look for a new job.

– i found a funny polaroid photo of me, feisty_fitz and two of our cousins circa 1997 that i’m thinking about posting online for chuckles. i’m absolutely ridiculous in it: java t-shirt, big ol’ glasses, flashing gang signs, and one of my cousins is holding up cans of root beer like we’re partying it up.

– with all the shenanigans that livejournal is pulling nowadays, i’m considering moving over to dreamwidth. i’m over there with the same username that i’ve got here. is anybody else from my friends list over there too? i can simply cross-post my entries from dreamwidth to livejournal without any fuss, so that’s not an issue.