This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
saleswoman: “ugh, i’m starting to get a wedgie… i hate it when i get wedgies… but usually i don’t wear any underwear, so…”
manager and myself: *look at each other* O_o;;;
me: “sounds like we’ve been listening to radio wtmi – “way too much information”…”
manager: “…yeah.” o_o;;;