This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
a customer’s wife accused him of keeping all reciepts he’s ever recieved. i asked if there was any sort of filing system, and he said he kind of did.
so i asked if he ever bought a donut and filed it under “d” for donut.