This was posted over 21 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
sitting at a table in the commons on campus…
someone not named dave: “we should make a sign that says ‘all single ladies, apply within’.”
me: “that’s a good idea, maybe i’ll do that for valentine’s day! … er, wait, i don’t have school on mondays…”
someone not named dave: “so do it on tuesday.”
me: “hey, yeah! ‘after-valentine’s day sale! 50% off!’ and when they say ‘50% off what?’ i’ll say… ‘your clothing!’”
someone not named dave: *smack*