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#2990 – half-off

sitting at a table in the commons on campus…

someone not named dave: “we should make a sign that says ‘all single ladies, apply within’.”

me: “that’s a good idea, maybe i’ll do that for valentine’s day! … er, wait, i don’t have school on mondays…”

someone not named dave: “so do it on tuesday.”

me: “hey, yeah! ‘after-valentine’s day sale! 50% off!’ and when they say ‘50% off what?’ i’ll say… ‘your clothing!’

someone not named dave: *smack*

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