This was posted over 21 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
they’re called “the three musketeers”, but they use swords and not muskets!
now this is going to be bothering me for the rest of the night and i won’t be able to fall asleep! 🙁
update: oh, that makes sense now… XD;