This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i got hungry just now, so i created a sandwich (wheat bread, swiss cheese, ham, lettuce, tomato, onions, 2 kinds of mustard, and mayo):

and got some potato salad:

and soda:

i feel like dagwood bumstead, hehe. all this food, though, is certainly better than this stuff:

brain food. yuk.