This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
dave: LOLOLOL@@@
me: ?
dave: GLENN;S ON DA INTRAWEB1!!!111 LOLOLOL
me: OMGWTF!
*chat program crashes*
*sign back on*
me: I’M BACK ON TEH INTARWEB!!!1111
dave: YAY@!!!!