This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
my left leg has now fallen asleep, just as i have to go to bed
walking downstairs to my bedroom sure is going to be interesting, what with a numbed up fallen-asleep leg, and the foot on my other leg having a toe that’s REALLY REALLY HURTING me. x_x;;