This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
arr, this be “talk like a pirate day” – i be posting my entries in piratey-language today, arr!
ahoy, aeire, hope many more years of seafarin’ be ahead of ya, matey! arr!
arr, i be having http://www.airliners.net/open.file/268462/M/ as me desktop pattern – that thar ship be capsizin’!