Today I’m working from home. After the number of times I was sneezing and sniffling at the office yesterday I figured it would be in everybody’s interest if I did my sneezing and sniffling at home. I’m all hopped up on DayQuil and coffee at the moment so I’m all jittery and have a case of medicine head. I told Siri when I took my first dose, “Remind me in four hours to take another dose of DayQuil *atchoo*“, but she stopped listening before I sneezed. I wonder if the “*atchoo*” would have ended up in the reminder?

I took NyQuil last night before bed and had a dream that I was being chased by a dirtbike gang led by Manny Machado of the Baltimore Orioles, then after I escaped to a beach resort I watched a documentary on Adam West. Did you know that Adam West used to have a classic Mini Cooper? And he didn’t become Batman until he was bitten by a flea? I didn’t.