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#4996 – been a while

This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.

i had a weird dream last night. it’s been a while since i’ve had a dream to post on here.

i dreamt that dad won the lottery and bought some big mansion, and he also got me a car that was kind of like a full-sized version of this one i got for christmas years ago:

he didn’t get me a VW rabbit, though. it was some really big boat of a car, but it was similar in design.

he also bought a huge mansion with his lottery winnings. for some reason i got two rooms to myself: one room with a giant hot tub (but it might as well have been a shower with all the shower-heads in it) and a private bedroom that was kind of like the rainforest portion of the baltimore aquarium.

anyway, i wanted to use my hot tub to relax in by myself, but people kept wanting to soak in it and i kept getting upset because they wouldn’t leave. somehow a big lizard got into the hot tub and ran about and scared people off, and i had to get someone to capture the lizard.

after that, i went off to my bedroom to go lay down and i saw two skunks walking around. i tried to stay as still as i could but then i had to move for some reason or another and the skunk tried to spray at me… but it wasn’t like how a skunk would usually spray… the skunk stood up and produced a cane out of nowhere and used the cane to spray at me, like a james bond villain might use a trick cane or something. so, had to call the exterminator again and he captured two skunks and some other animals too.