This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
Texas: 20
0 0 0 5 0 9 0 6 –
Baltimore: 3
1 0 2 0 0 0 0 – –
Top of 8th
WTF ORIOLES. W. T. F. TWO GRAND SLAMS. TWO!