This was posted over 18 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
jazzometer figured i needed a name for my “derby-photographer persona” (separate from my “killer glennuine draft” name). i suggested “g-diddy” since my first and middle names are “glenn david”, but fightscrime came up with the winner:
f-stop fitzgerald