This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i’ve been given the title of “executive of eccentricities”. who gave me this title? i think it was the “duchess of defenestration”, or maybe it was the “ministrix of mayhem”, if you really want to know.
i gave myself the subtitle of “professor of puns”. within parenthesis, of course.
sweet deal, maryland public television is showing the rolling stones’ “rock and roll circus” this friday night at 9 pm!