#4422 – titular

i’ve been given the title of “executive of eccentricities”. who gave me this title? i think it was the “duchess of defenestration”, or maybe it was the “ministrix of mayhem”, if you really want to know.

i gave myself the subtitle of “professor of puns”. within parenthesis, of course.

sweet deal, maryland public television is showing the rolling stones’ “rock and roll circus” this friday night at 9 pm!