This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
me: you know what?
me: when i have a kid, i bet i’m not going to have a chance to name him
zenmetsu: why?
me: because i’d so totally name him “mister adventure fitzpatrick”
me: or “mister danger fitzpatrick”
zenmetsu: i trust your future wife will know better than you to let you in on the naming endeavor, yes
me: probably