This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
Uncle Jack looks like this, this, and this.
i think i have an idea for another 3-2-1 film… oh ho ho ho ho ho. i need someone to help videotape it, though. or maybe i don’t, now that i’ve got a tripod! i just need an empty field! hmmm…