i’ve got no idea what to do for new year’s eve. any suggestions for the DC/baltimore area? i found a list of “free and cheap” events in dc on washingtonpost.com, and so far the winner of the chuckles is:
WONDERLAND DJ Meistro (funk, hip-hop, dance) and guests; French champagne specials and a Miller High Life toast at midnight. $10 ($15 couples). 1111 Kenyon St. NW; 202-232-5263.
YESSSS MILLER HIGH LIFE TOAST AT MIDNIGHT!! YESSSSSSSS!!
and if you haven’t figured out, the subject refers of course to New Year’s Eve, and is not a reference to someone else. 
eta:
bruno_boy: I mean, I don’t have anything against your idea… I was just wondering why it appealed to you so much
bruno_boy: is it the Miller thing?
me: i just thought it was chuckles
me: and i just realized why they’re using miller high life
me: another place is using it also
me: because: miller high life is the “champagne of beers”
me: i had almost wrote that it’s the “champagne of bears”, and that would have been funnier