This was posted over 19 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
someone actually wrote a letter to the editor of the local paper about chemtrails, basically saying “HEY GUYS THESE AIRPLANES KEEP SPRAYING US WITH BARIUM SALTS AND KEEP STEALING OUR SUN AND I KEEP WAKING UP DIZZY ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG”.
sigh.