This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
two things i can’t stop doing today:
– sudoku (damn you, johnhr11!!)
– farting (damn you, beef and bean burrito from lunch!!)
both started at approximately the same time.
therefore, sudoku causes a case of the farts. QED.