This was posted over 20 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
half of the store got this sent to our phones today as a picture message, and we don’t know who sent it to us, or even who made it (which is probably a good thing)… it didn’t stop us from laughing so hard at it because it’s ALL SOOO TRUEEEE XDD:
a typical day at vzw:
my decision support systems professor saw me wearing my “metalsome monday” t-shirt in class the other day and asked me about it, and when i told her it was from the time i did karaoke at music midtown in front of hundreds of people, she suggested i try out for “umbc idol” (no joke, it’s a real event), hah…