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#2630 – fascinating

This was posted over 21 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.

yeah, from the sounds of things my coworkers are mostly all either looking for other jobs with the company, or trying to find a way out. nobody wants to be in retail anymore, except for the salespeople (and that’s because they’re sales and they love stuff like that).

so like i was saying earlier today, i called up this number and they’re mailing me an application for a referral application so i can apply to be a trainee private investigator. in the meantime i got from them details to have a free account on the international private investigators’ union forums online – just reading through that is interesting. i need to wait for them to fully approve me through the queue and into the forums – i keep getting told that i can’t see the site because i’m not approved for it yet ^^; still, though, it’s fascinating stuff, and very interesting to read, and everybody seems to want to help each other out.

on the application i saw online for the job, it lists a bunch of different things…

Background Investigations

Civil & Undercover Investigations

Retail & Cashier Fraud Surveillances

Crime Scene Analysis

Sales Fraud Investigations

Criminal & Drug Investigations

Real Estate Fraud

Nursing Home Abandonment Cases

Insurance Fraud

Music & Video Piracy

Nanny & Child Care Investigations

Integrity Shopping Services

Missing Persons & Research

Pre-Employment for hotel chain employees

Dead Beat Spouse Collections

Process Service

Customer Service Investigations

Internet and Web Hack ProgrammerInvestigations

Telemarketing & Collections Investigations

Protective & Bodyguard Services

Work at Home scam Investigations

Skip Tracing

Clerical and Office Embezzlements

Forensic and/or Evidentiary Photography

Federal Anti-Piracy Investigations

Medical Negligence Examinations

Identity & Social Security Theft

you can choose any of those if you want specific training… it’d probably be interesting to do the internet / web hack investigations, especially once i finish my degree in information systems! civil & undercover investigations sounds interesting as well, hahaha…

man, that’d be so badass and awesome, hahahaha… XD i just want out of retail.