This was posted over 21 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
today at work i found a clock, so i made myself the resident badass of the store:
FLASHIN’ THA VZW GANG SIGNALS, FOOLS!! YEAHH BOYEEE!!
i emailed it to a bunch of coworkers i’m pretty good friends with, but one of them “threatened” me with forwarding that to everyone in the region, haha.