This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
why must girls be so hawt?
it ain’t fair. there’s so many of ’em too, how could i ever hope to keep up? **DOUBLE MEANING!** 🙁 🙁 🙁
carn_carby was right in saying that this elvis song sounds just like me XD; (link needs itunes installed to work)