This was posted over 22 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
who lights a bottlerocket in a dorm room?? one second everything’s fine, then suddenly: *ZWEEEEEEEEeee… POP!
i mean, really… why???
and twice in 5 days, even!
tomorrow i’m getting myself a personal fire extinguisher. since i’m FIRE MARSHAL and all…