This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
i’ve already been beat up several times (virtually) today for this cheezy joke i made up – if you’ve already got your beatings on me in, feel free to skip the joke…
Q. what does a rabbi say when he raps?
A. Oys oys baby