This was posted over 23 years ago; my opinions, thoughts, attitude, and writing style may have evolved since then, and this post might have been different if it were to be posted today.
now, it’s time for week-old puns from im conversations!
dan: i’m hella hungry
me: get some hell-man’s
me: mayo
me: hehe
dan: ….
me: bring out the hell-man’s and bring out the beast
me: hehe
dan: i think it’s shut up time